Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...