Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...