Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...