I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...