My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...