Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
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