Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...