Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....