Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...