Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
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BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...