Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...