Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...