Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...