Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Gas Station
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Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Origin of Lawyers
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Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...