Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...