Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...