Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...