Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...