Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...