How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Harry Redknapp
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Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...