Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...