Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...