Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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3 kids
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The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Festivity Levels
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Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Finding perfect men
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