A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...