Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...