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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
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Birds and Bees
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