Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...