Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...