Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...