What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...