Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
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My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
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Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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