Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...