The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...