Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....