George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...