Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...