Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...