Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...