5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…