What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.