A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Where are we?
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Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...