Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...