Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...