No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...