Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...