yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...