Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...