Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...