A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.