Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...